I Guess You'd Classify This As "Nun"-Fiction

I'd hate to see what the worst-selling story of a nun is.

Check It And See

They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I bet the romance contained therein is as awkward and uncomfortable-looking as that kiss seems to be.

Giddy-Up

Whose fairy tale world involves sandcastles and half-naked babies?

Wait, don't answer that. I don't want to know.

Bottoms Up

Let's not.

Superman He Ain't

...and his amazing technicolor skeleton!

She Is DEFINITELY Ready For Some Football

You see, when a woman loves a football very, very much....

And now a close-up so you can all appreciate this illustration's full, um, assets.

Bad Touch

The people who would read this to their kid are probably also the kind of people you call child protective services on.