Giddy-Up

Whose fairy tale world involves sandcastles and half-naked babies?

Wait, don't answer that. I don't want to know.

Bottoms Up

Let's not.

Superman He Ain't

...and his amazing technicolor skeleton!

She Is DEFINITELY Ready For Some Football

You see, when a woman loves a football very, very much....

And now a close-up so you can all appreciate this illustration's full, um, assets.

Bad Touch

The people who would read this to their kid are probably also the kind of people you call child protective services on.

I Now Pronounce You Man And Vulcan

Aw, Spock's carrying Kirk over the threshold!

LOUD NOISES

I imagine that this whole book is written in all caps.

I Vant To Suck Your...Wrist

He's a royal vampire dad, apparently.

Let's Begin At The Beginning

On what day did God create crappy science fair projects?