Strut, Pout, Put It Out

"It's not just my nose that grows, babe."

He's Not The Messiah, He's A Very Naughty Boy Vulcan

Well, Star Trek fandom is practically a religion already....

The Distant Future, The Year 2000

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

(And sorry for the long hiatus - real life interfered.)

I Guess You'd Classify This As "Nun"-Fiction

I'd hate to see what the worst-selling story of a nun is.

Check It And See

They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I bet the romance contained therein is as awkward and uncomfortable-looking as that kiss seems to be.

Giddy-Up

Whose fairy tale world involves sandcastles and half-naked babies?

Wait, don't answer that. I don't want to know.

Bottoms Up

Let's not.